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nyehs:

reminder that i am accepting money 100% of the time

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if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

I’ve seen this on yik yak

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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eofelis:

eofelis:

but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

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so we can’t help being dicks

this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

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"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"
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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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risaellen:

vinesause:

eddiecardona:

i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…

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no one man should have all that power

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whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

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  • ✺ - eye color?
  • ✁ - hair?
  • ☿ - zodiac sign?
  • ☃ - tall/short?
  • ❅ - any sports?
  • ✈ - hobbies?
  • ❤ - single/taken?
  • ツ - any pets?
  • ☂ - favorite season?
  • ✐ - fave types of movies?
  • ❣ - how would it be your ideal date?
  • ☣ - phobias?
  • ☠ - fears?
  • ✘ - hates?
  • ° - ever were close to death?
  • ♧ -..... on drugs?
  • ♠ -.....smoked?
  • ♦ -.....had alcohol?
  • ❥ - sexual orientation
  • ♚ - favorite eye color?
  • ♛ - favorite hair color?
  • ♪ - music you like?
  • ✌ - favorite bands/ singers?
  • ♒ - fave animes?
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  • ✿ - fave kind of clothing?
  • ღ - mottos?
  • ✬ - photo of me?

hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.

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